Conner McClucky a Canadian stiff
Gifted with hooch, women and drift.
He went to Iran, for water deversion
for five years put aside, his beloved aversion.
And when he came back
to Alberta way.
Piss loaded of change
he did swagger and sway.
His savings like water,
In six months it was gone.
He spent it all
on wine, women and song.
Oh, he did sigh
the ever good timer.
rustled up work
on an Alamak raise climber.
The headache he had,
was eventually gone,
after five years of Muslum drought,
of wine women and song.
So let this be a lesson,
if Iran is your thinking.
Conner should've left out,
his horrible singing.
